Let me just set the stage for you, in 2002 two rival Olympic medal winners were permanently banned from the men’s single competition for fighting on stage & setting a random mascot on fire. Oops.
Now the rivals must become one, as they have found a loophole in the system that will allow them to regain their claim to fame, or something. Will Ferrell & Jon Heder (as if there wasn’t a life after Napoleon Dynamite, how dare you!) star in the upcoming film by directors Josh Gordon & Will Speck, Blades of Glory.
You know you wanna see the movie trailer here. I know you do.
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‘The Simpsons Movie’ Trailer #3
Well, we’ve waiting a long time to see the best of the best of The Simpsons Movie trailers & now it’s finally here.
Behold the newest & greatest The Simpsons Movie trailer yet. It was our favorite animated show for years, now it’s a movie with a cast of thousands of animated characters.
But hang in there, we still have to wait until July 27 to see this marvelous movie.
See The Simpsons Movie trailer here.
Reno 911!: Miami – Review
I suppose the very first thing I should mention before I start my review is that I have never seen one whole episode of Comedy Central’s “Reno 911!” television series. I came into this film as an outsider with no previous exposure to the characters and plot, save for what I’d seen in commercials and the vague notion that this was “a parody of Cops”. Well, I can’t say that the film was all bad. Indeed, it had some very inspired, hilarious moments. However, it still ranks about as high as one of the lesser sequels to “Police Academy”, and at the end of the day, “Reno 911!: Miami” is just plain mediocre.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle (Thomas Lennon) is the chief of the Reno County Sheriff’s Department; a menagerie of the finest boneheads and numbskulls law enforcement has to offer. By some stroke of happenstance, the entirety of Reno’s “finest” are invited to a police convention being held in Miami, Florida. Shortly after arrival, everyone within the convention center, which includes all visiting cops, the local police and high-ranking government officials, are rendered quarantine after a terrorist attack infects them with a deadly, contagious virus. The only law enforcement officers not present during the attack: the cast of Reno 911. The Reno County Sheriff’s Department is put in charge of keeping Miami out of the claws of chaos, which of course leads to many moments of awkwardness and numerous rascally hijinks.
The first thought that ran through my head as this film began: “God damn these people are ugly”. With that out of the way, I could try and focus on the movie. The “Reno 911” television series is, as mentioned earlier, a parody of “Cops” and reality shows of that nature. The pacing of the film is treated more like a collection of skits and odd police calls with a thin, overarching story barely stringing them together. For a film that doesn’t take itself seriously, this sort of approach actually works in its favor, but only a little.
The type of humor most prevalent in the film is of the “oh my, isn’t this awkward?” variety. A standard example would be a character says something, the other characters misinterpret what he says, do something stupid, he corrects them, they still get it wrong and they all talk and argue about it in a manner that appears “real”, thus making it “funny”. While this sort of humor works fine for a half hour comedy series (or I’m told it does, anyway), it doesn’t carry an hour and a half particularly well. Once you’ve deduced the template of the jokes, predicting them well an advance of their punchline becomes easier and easier as the film moves on. By the end, you find yourself laughing much less than when the movie started.
They try to break up the monotony with some “gross” humor like fart gags, people going to the bathroom, dead whale juice and so on. Rather than come off as a refreshing alternative to their “bread and butter” jokes it just illustrates laziness on part of the creative team. Still, it’s not a total bust. At least one sequence had me in absolute stitches, and this gag had to do with marathon masturbation. But of course, one sequence does not make an entire movie.
The cast of characters carry most of the jokes, though the assembled players are of varying quality. Deputy Trudy Wiegel (Kerry Kenny-Silver) was one of my least favorite characters, as she seemed to be saddled with the bulk of the “poop and piddle” jokes that would only make a middle schooler chortle. Deputy Raineesha Williams (Niecy Nash) embodied the “fat and sassy black woman” stereotype, a sort of character we’ve seen done to death in a million movies prior to this one. Probably the most entertaining member of the bunch is Lieutenant Dangle, the only one who seems to have anything resembling a brain cell. Deputy S. Jones (Cedric Yarbrough) also deserves some kudos for at least being the least annoying.
I’m sure “Reno 911!: Miami” will strike a chord with its intended audience: fans of the show. But as someone who doesn’t rank among that legion, I have to say that the film didn’t do much for me. It had its moments, but not a whole lot of them.
Grade: C
Exclusive Peek at Christina Ricci’s ‘Penelope’ Movie Trailer
Everyone at the Toronto Film Festival was raving about the upcoming IFC movie, Penelope. The Mark Palansky -directed film stars Christina Ricci, Reese Witherspoon, James McAvoy, Catherine O’Hara & Peter Dinklage.
Premise: a young woman (Ricci) who believes she suffers from a supposed curse, sets out in the world to free herself of the bad luck that has always tinged her life.
The hilarious-looking movie is set to be released April 6th. See the trailer here.
Via: Yahoo
Norbit – Review
I think I’m gonna be sick.
It’s hard to put into words how diabolically atrocious this Eddie Murphy “comedy” really is, but I get the feeling most of you reading this came to the same conclusions about its quality after watching the 30 second television spot. Let me tell you, if it wasn’t my job to review movies, I wouldn’t have poked this thing with a stick just to see if it were still alive.
Norbit (Eddie Murphy) is a soft-spoken, easily controlled little man who is forced into marrying a loud, obnoxious, overweight ethnic stereotype, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Norbit’s life is pretty much miserable, as both his wife and her three mobster older brothers (Terry Crews, Clifton Powell, Mighty Rasta) treat him like dirt. Then one day, Norbit’s lost love, Kate (Thandie Newton), walks back into his life. Norbit is overjoyed to see her again…until Rasputia finds out and makes his life considerably more painful. The plot thickens when Kate’s fiancé (Cuba Gooding Jr.) shows up, as he is really a sleazy conman looking to grift Kate out of her fortune and turn the local orphanage into a strip joint.
The main “draw” of this film, at least, what the producers and director thought would entice the general audience to donate $10 and 80 minutes of their time, is that Eddie Murphy jumps around in a fat-suit. No, this isn’t “The Nutty Professor 3”, but it might as well have been. At least then it would have had some name recognition. No, “Norbit” is your typical run-of-the-mill PG-13 comedy where minimum effort was expended in writing the script in hopes that it could float on star-power and cheap laughs alone.
I use the term “star-power” loosely, of course, since Eddie Murphy hasn’t contributed anything of worth to the world of comedy since…jeez…the mid 90’s? Or is that being much too generous? I suppose if there was one, mildly humorous aspect to the film, it would be the third character Murphy plays: Mr. Wong. He’s actually rather good at playing a stereotypical Chinese man, and the make-up effects were effective-enough that it took me a while to realize it was him. Unfortunately, the writing for this movie is so resoundingly sub-par that even the “funniest” part of the film leans mostly in the direction of annoying.
To try and interject some more humor into the film, Eddie Griffen and Katt Williams play a pair of good-natured pimps who run a barbecue joint on the side. Again, annoying. Another side character is Buster, played by Marlon Wayans. Anything involving a Wayans brother is by nature obnoxious and stupid, so I won’t even go into detail on how irritating his character was.
The writers also thought it would be a good idea to hurl in catch phrases, since those are always a surefire means to success. Unfortunately, rather than come up with their own, they just stole one from Friends and added some black sass to it: “How you doin’!?” Cuba Gooding Jr.’s character also has his own phrase: “I’m out!” Hilarious. Tell me again why they gave this guy an Oscar?
Did you really need me to tell you this movie was awful? I know there’s that “you can’t tell if a movie’s bad just by watching the trailer”-rule, but in the case of “Norbit”, you most definitely can judge this book by its cover. Eddie Murphy continues to prove that he’s another one of those irritating celebrities who should have disappeared a decade ago and put themselves out of our misery.
Grade: F